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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 26

Posted by CatScraps, 28 October 2010 · 24 views

Pac Man is being housed in the back room of the Tin Chin Korean restaurant while his legal matters are sorted out. For the past 2 weeks he has been living on orange soda and fortune cookies, he passes the time munching on cookies and reading his fortunes.

*Crunch crunch crunch*

“Today, your charm will have them singing like birds.”

Pac Man: Yeah I have...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 25

Posted by CatScraps, 25 October 2010 · 17 views

As is custom, fire chief Andy Davis sets the cast to striking.

To be continued....

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 24

Posted by CatScraps, 25 October 2010 · 9 views

"Pac Man! Pac Man! Pac Man! Pac Man!"

The televisions in Walton's Hor-Ta-Order siren the latest slogan:

"Pac Man! Pac Man! Pac Man! Pac Man!"

Beeping beeping, louder, faster

Spinning by, a flattened lifesound:

"Pac Man! Pac Man! Pac Man! Pac...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 23

Posted by CatScraps, 16 October 2010 · 10 views

Harry Potter's assistants carefully apply blush and eyeshadow to his face. He stands facing
the setting sun, atop the historical Gettysburg landmark, Devil's Den.

"To all our fallen sons I pledge this face."

His assistants apply an almost unnoticeable layer of lip gloss.

"I love you all and reek of comfort."

The soldiers...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 22

Posted by CatScraps, 10 October 2010 · 14 views

"We're back at HLN News (redundancy noted). Again we have Pac Man."

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!! HYYYYYHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHSSSSS!!!

"I...I...I can't hear my earpiece. Can someone please stop the drilling?!"

"Pac Man?! We can't hear you. Please speak...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 21

Posted by CatScraps, 10 October 2010 · 19 views

"Thank you for choosing HLN News. We have Pac Man."

~Sir"The police department have ruled in your favor, but I believe in lady justice."

"This is enough already. Tell the kid to kill himself."

Several walls are given the ok to restart the drilling into them.

"Alright. Everyone off the set except for the...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 20

Posted by CatScraps, 08 October 2010 · 11 views

Meanwhile, Harry Potter managed to untie himself from the firehouse wheel and walked home.

"I hope Pac Man is ok. It's probably just a small kitchen fire," he thought as his cloak and
paisely pants dried in the fall sunlight. Upon arriving home there was a mysterious letter
addressed to him in his mailbox.

"Dear Harry Potter,

My name...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 19

Posted by CatScraps, 07 October 2010 · 17 views

"Everything is small." "Everything is small." "Everything is small." "Everything is small."
Salisbury fire department signals left down Waterfront Ave as they sing.
"Everything is small." "Everything is small." "Everything is small." "Everything is small." ...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 18

Posted by CatScraps, 02 October 2010 · 20 views

"It's time for our special journey together, Harry!" Harry wipes the sleep out of his eyes
as a glowing, smiling Pac Man hovers over his bed. "Hurry! Hurry! We mustn't waste time!"

Harry opens his arms wide and flings open his front door as the sunlight and brisk wind hits
his face and eyes. His fingertips...

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Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 17

Posted by CatScraps, 28 September 2010 · 19 views

Harry and Pac Man decide to journey back to Hogwarts. They scour the library,
particularly the paranormal section, to understand the WHY behind Pac Man's
ghost problem. They come across a book called "The Handbook" written by H.R. Beeman.
Here are a few meaningful passages:

"It is against natural law for a parent to bury a child, yet...

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