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Here with us tonight we have Marilyn Vos Savant, the beautiful young actress who played Mayor Elaine Walsh in the recent film E.T.: The Burning Inner Sun that is Lucifer’s Clock.
Harry Potter: Welcome, Marilyn.
Marilyn: Thank you, Harry. My pleasure.
Harry: I understand you and your family just got back from a vacation in Ocean City, MD. How did that go? Beautiful tan by the way.
Marilyn (laughs): Oh thank you. It was very relaxing. I did anal with Paul Revere.
Harry: Oh you did? How precious. Do you like lobsters?
Marilyn: Yes I like to lick and smack around lobsters.
Harry: Very good. Very good. Now let’s talk about the AtariAge forums.
Marilyn: My pleasure. I post on the AtariAge forums under the name Random Terrain.
Harry: Very good then. Do you like pee pee and poo poo jokes?
Marilyn: Yes I do. Please tell me one.
Harry: A man walks up to a beautiful temptress named Iodine. He puts on three belt buckle hats. One is named Art Decco, one is named Art Rico, and one is Pee Pee Poo Poo!
Marilyn: Ho ho ho ho!!! The sky is falling, the sky is falling.
Harry: Here let me adjust that for you.
The two begin doing social work at the YMCA.
Harry: Your role as a seductive temptress must have been quite the rush. Did you give any handouts?
Marilyn: Yes I give to the American Red Cross and Abortion.
Harry: That’s all the time we have for tonight, coon hounds! We’ll leave the light on for ya!
Harry Potter: Welcome, Marilyn.
Marilyn: Thank you, Harry. My pleasure.
Harry: I understand you and your family just got back from a vacation in Ocean City, MD. How did that go? Beautiful tan by the way.
Marilyn (laughs): Oh thank you. It was very relaxing. I did anal with Paul Revere.
Harry: Oh you did? How precious. Do you like lobsters?
Marilyn: Yes I like to lick and smack around lobsters.
Harry: Very good. Very good. Now let’s talk about the AtariAge forums.
Marilyn: My pleasure. I post on the AtariAge forums under the name Random Terrain.
Harry: Very good then. Do you like pee pee and poo poo jokes?
Marilyn: Yes I do. Please tell me one.
Harry: A man walks up to a beautiful temptress named Iodine. He puts on three belt buckle hats. One is named Art Decco, one is named Art Rico, and one is Pee Pee Poo Poo!
Marilyn: Ho ho ho ho!!! The sky is falling, the sky is falling.
Harry: Here let me adjust that for you.
The two begin doing social work at the YMCA.
Harry: Your role as a seductive temptress must have been quite the rush. Did you give any handouts?
Marilyn: Yes I give to the American Red Cross and Abortion.
Harry: That’s all the time we have for tonight, coon hounds! We’ll leave the light on for ya!
