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Halloween Party

Posted by yuppicide, 30 October 2009 · 85 views

My Mom is having a Halloween party. She does every year for her friends out in Hawaii. She told me she's making scary food. You know eyeball looking stuff, moldy looking pudding, etc.

I told her she should make "boccelism" and she said "What's boccelism?". I said "You know when you eat bad food. What's scarier food than...


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Well, I've got herpes!

Posted by , 02 September 2005 · 66 views

So I received this long email today.. was kind of funny story.. then at the end it says:"IF YOU DONT PASS THIS ON IN 3 SECONDS AFTER READING THE FIRST LETTER YOU WILL DEVOLOPE HERPES, GONORRHEA, AND CRABS. THEN YOUR FRIENDS WILL HATE YOU, YOUR FAMILY WILL DISSOWN YOU AND YOU WILL START TO SMELL. AFTER THAT, THE CAT LADY WILL FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE AND...


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Cluck Cluck

Posted by , 23 August 2005 · 57 views

They always say to wash your hands after touching chicken.. do you think chickens wash their hands after touching themselves?


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Cha-ching!

Posted by , 19 May 2005 · 74 views

Long story short, but I've got two Genesis's with everything except the TV hookup. I know Gamestop and Funcoland stopped buying Genesis and old systems years ago, but on my way to bowling I thought I'd goto Gamestop anyway. So I look around and ask if they have any Genesis A/V cables. The lady goes in back and says, "No sorry I only have...


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For the birds..

Posted by , 13 May 2005 · 54 views

I'm just sitting here doing nothing as usual at work when I thought back to the time I was a receptionist in this office. Some lady brings in a box with a bird inside and asks if we could watch over it. The bird was injured outside and they put it in a box. I wanted to tell the lady that she brought the bird in she should be watching over it, but I...


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Darts are fun!

Posted by , 12 May 2005 · 40 views

My Cousin and I were playing darts one day and I invented a new game.. extreme darts. You have to stand all the way on the other side of the room about 15-20 feet away and throw the darts. Makes it more challenging.Then we took the dart board outside and hung it on a clothes line. Outdoors you have to account for wind.After awhile we took the dart board...


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Werewolf in London..

Posted by , 12 May 2005 · 44 views

I'm sitting here at work looking at my arms.. damn I got some long arm hair. One of them is exceptionally big. It's been awhile since I've really looked at that section of my body. I don't mean glancing over, I mean giving a serious look down there. Since when did I start turning into such a werewolf?!I remember being in highschool.. I...





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