atwwong Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 GLOBETROTTER in the GREAT WHITE NORTH (apologies to SCTV, Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis, Gateway, and all the members at AtariAge) Since the original Canadian host has the flu, two special guests will host the beginning of Globetrotter's Canadian Tour... Doug: Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo... Bob: G'day, everyone! I'm Bob McKenzie... Doug: ... Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo Bob: ...and this is my brother Doug. Doug: Howsit going, eh? Bob: Welcome to the Great White North. Today's topic is B&B. Doug: Bed and breakfast? Bob: Not with you, hoser! Doug: Take off, eh? Bob: It's beer and back bacon, you nob. Doug: We always talk about beer and back bacon! Today's topic is... Trotter's Canadian Tour. Bob: There you go, taking over again! We're not talking about basketball. Doug: I'm your big brother. You hosed up again! The moderators are going to get us! Bob: No way, eh! It's not my fault! You're the one talking basketball... Hey moderators! Moderate HIM! Doug: Take off, eh! Moderate my brother; he's the idiot! Stop it, eh! ... If we get moderated, I’m gonna steamroll ya! Bob: Hey hoser, what's that a picture of? Doug: I don't know, eh? Where's the picture? Bob: At the bottom of the post. Not in our picture. Are you drunk already? Doug: No way, eh? I only had one beer. I'm the good looking one on the right. Bob: You look drunk in our picture... It looks like an envelope. Is Trotter an envelope? Doug: You are a hoser! Trotter's in the envelope. Bob: Then why are we looking at the envelope? Take off, eh! I'm going to edit your words... Doug: No way, hosehead! Don't touch that button... To be continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Helmet Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 err? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 The beer in Canada is freaking great innit? -S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindfield Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Real Beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 Bob: Look, Doug, it's Trotter! Doug: Cool, eh? What's next? Bob: I think there's gonna be some pictures later! Doug: Okay, eh! Bob: That's all the time we have for now, everyone! Doug: Good day, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 Bob: Psst... Hey Doug... Doug: What is it Bob? We're supoosed to be off now. Bob: That Molson from Mindfield is making me thirsty! Doug: It's okay, eh! I brought a six-pack with me! Beauty, eh? Bob: Yeah, beauty, but don't drink in front of the kids. This is a family show! Doug: Okay, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 I've fired the McKenzie brothers because they were drinking too much beer and not getting onto the topic of Trotter. They told me to "Take off!" I told them Disney might do a Brother Brother sequel, so they seemed happy when I told them to "Take off, eh!" Here is my personal favourite photo of Trotter. Inbetween colds, I took my wife out on a Trotter date a couple weeks ago and did the Vancouver tourist thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke 4ever Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 did you ever hear their version of the 12 days of Christmas? Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 I still have the LP around somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Trotter's Adventure in Vancouver - Part I And so it begins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draikar Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Rock on GLOBETROTTER, rock on like its 1980 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Trotter's Adventure in Vancouver - Part II The adventure continues... :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 12, 2005 Author Share Posted February 12, 2005 Trotter's Adventure in Vancouver - Part III Trotter seeing the sights with the Goofy Blue Jacket Guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 14, 2005 Author Share Posted February 14, 2005 Trotter's Adventure in Vancouver - Part IV I finally convinced the Mrs. to pose with Trotter. Trotter was having so much fun. Things got out of hand... | Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 15, 2005 Author Share Posted February 15, 2005 Trotter's Adventure in Vancouver - Part IV: The end of Trotter... in Vancouver... Here we are at Vancouver's Lions Gate Bridge. In Pre-Atari Times, some brainiac thought that three lanes would be more than enough for traffic (sort of like when Bill Gates said 64k RAM would be more than enough for everyone, or something like that)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 This post was filmed in 3B. Three beers and it looks great, eh? -S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted February 17, 2005 Author Share Posted February 17, 2005 This post was filmed in 3B. Three beers and it looks great, eh? -S A true Bob and Doug fan! *Sigh*... I miss Trotter already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Looks like Trotter had a blast with you and the Mrs. in Vancouver! Next stop... Victoria! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
san-d-2000 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Hi, I was wondering when the Globetrotterpage is going to be updated? - Sandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 been working on it in my limited spare time. I've revamped the look of the site and the maps showing where Trotter has been. Between school and work, I've fallen behind, but I've got lots of pics to post and names to update the host list with. I'll see what I can get done this weekend, if I don't have a date. Apologies for the long delay, everybody. Hopefully sooner rather than later, I'll get caught up to where I can make simple updates in a few minutes once a week or something. Right now I feel overwhelmed, but I will get this done. Globetrotter is still going strong, thanks to everybody who has shown support! Later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 The beer in Canada is freaking great innit? -S No its crap, for a real good beer try something Czech Not stopping me coming over again mind Gaztee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atwwong Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 The latest craze must be resurrecting old threads; however, this brings back some pleasant memories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 The latest craze must be resurrecting old threads; however, this brings back some pleasant memories... bad ones me, I never got to host before it got crushed in the mail. I was like 2 spots away from my turn to host too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Hunter Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 It wasn't crushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Propane13 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 It wasn't crushed. I thought it was--- what's the real story? -John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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