The cleaning woman was diligently dusting the Hall of Fame wall in the office of Headmaster Mounty Monty. Monty was quietly doing the boring paperwork that all mounties must attend to. "Excuse me Sir, but why is there a big black wreath around this one picture?" inquired the cleaning woman. Slowly removing his glasses, he looked up and studied the picture she was referring to. "That is the famous mounty "Bounty Bob" answered Monty. "Bounty Bob was considered by all to be the most loyal, heroic, and charismatic mounty that our province has ever known."
The cleaning woman was entranced. "Well, if he was so wonderful, then what is that blooming black wreath doin' up there?"
Monty reclined back in his chair as he said, "We sent ol' Bounty out one wintery day to find Yukon Yohan, a ruthless, conniving fur trapper from Sweden."
The cleaning woman gulped. Nervously, she asked "What was this evil slime of a man wanted for?"
A blank stare appeared on Mounty Monty's face. In a whisper he muttered, "Murder".
The cleaning woman was horrified. "Did Bounty Bob ever find this Yohan fellow?" she wondered.
"Apparently he did" replied the headmaster. "We found his dogsled stopped outside an abandoned uranium mine once owned by Nuclear Ned. Two sets of tracks led into the mine. We followed them into the dark passages of the mine when suddenly there was a massive explosion. A huge cave-in occurred. We were barely able to escape with our lives."
"No" answered Monty. He's still in there looking for Yukon Yohan. Old Nuclear Ned was a survivalist and stocked up on supplies so Bounty Bob won't have to worry about food ... if he survives the radiation."

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| The Manual |
As always, you really should read the manual. In case you don't have the manual, AtariAge has a typed copy available online, though unfortunately, the formatting is screwed up. Here is the only hint it seems to provide:
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| Safe Jumping: Get to the end of a platform and stop. Jump straight up, hold the button, then lean the stick while Bob is in the air. On the next bounce, Bob will jump across the gap. This costs you time, though. Jumping the mutants: Simple, jump through their nose. Always begin a jump over a mutant with Bob's feet together. Bob's foot should actually touch their nose when he jumps. Other jumps are programmed to succeed or fail no matter how you time them. The upper right mutant in Level 1 will always kill you if you jump right while standing right next to the diagonal shaft. Move a couple steps left of the shaft, then jump. In stage 3, Bob will need to jump a little short on the leftmost platforms. You'll be too close to the edge to make a full jump. Bob will fall right through the mutant, and survive. Touching mutants while falling straight down or through a mine shaft is never lethal. Detailed instructions for mutant killing in level 2: Imagine the transporters numbered 1 to 4 starting at the bottom. Go to #2 and walk all the way to the left so that Bob's toes hang over the edge but he does not fall. Jump so that his feet are together. Watch the mutant nearby, and when he walks under the mug, use the safe jumping technique above to hop over and grab the mug. Never let off the button. Keep bouncing. Usually he will die just after you grab the mug. Bounce right and bounce onto the platform at #2. Take two steps left and transport to #3. Now you decide. Way 1, which is easier but requires one tricky jump, or Way 2 which is harder but eliminates the need to jump any mutants at all. Way 1: Bounce right as soon as you get to #3. Keep bouncing over the gap until you kill the mutant at the top right. Mask the platform then safe jump back to #3. Transport up to #4 and line Bob up with the left wall of the transporter. Jump the mutant, mask the platform, and kill the mutant on your way back. Way 2: Hold the stick up as you transport into #3 for the first time. Kill the mutant at #4 and walk left. It does not matter if you fall down the shaft or not. Walk to the far left until Bob is exactly two squares away from the leftmost edge of the top most platform with his feet together. Wait for the mutant at the upper right to turn to the right and begin walking. When it does, walk to the next block (two steps), grab the lamp, then bounce back to the block just left of the transporter. Take two steps, pull the stick down, and bounce right until you kill the mutant. You have to be fast. It will look like he's turned back, but if you are fast enough, you will kill him. Now finish masking the platforms adjacent to #3 and #4. Go down to #2 and walk to the right edge. Use the safe jump technique to cross the gap to your right and go down the ladder. Walk off of that platform toward the mutant below and drop in right on top of him. Finish the level with safe jumping techniques and you are good to go. #3 is very forgiving with the collision detection, so just concentrate on jumping through the mutants' noses. If you find yourself in a jam, drop down the shaft (you are invincible while inside) and try again. either that, or just move toward the center if you're on the bottom or middle cannon levels. Oh, and I don't have to remind you, these tips apply only to the 2600 port of Miner 2049er. Try them on any other platform and you will die swiftly... The Sloppy Jump: Get within three blocks of the edge of the screen. Jump anytime as soon as the mutant faces you. As soon as Bob hits the edge of the screen, he becomes invincible for a split second. Use this to jump mutants while they are up to a full block away. Works on all mutants in 3 and half the ones in 6, works on the top right mutant in 2 and 5 as well. The Precise Jump: Jump through the nose as stated above. |
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