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[Chickybaby]

Presenting the First Annual MILF Tech Holiday Cart!

MILF-TECH's Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em
Holiday Panty Edition '09
"Sexually Active Game Cartridge"

- Cost will be $40.00 Shipped US via Priority w. DC/ $50.00 Shipped UK/EU (tentative) with Payment being accepted via Paypal as first choice

- Beat Em and Eat Em with Mystique Logo at bottom of screen hacked to say MILF-TECH

- Limited Edition of 25 will include Signed and numbered cart, numbered holiday tag, candy cane and holiday decorations nestled snugly in random choice of new with tag assorted colors of thongs (red, white, black) ... that's right, thong... with 10 being special black ones with assorted colored rose on them.



*Due to overwhelming demand I am going to post more photos as soon as possible as well as screen shots etc.*

*First come first serve and Numbers will be in order received*

*Please send PM if interested with necessary info*

*Due to the Holidays, cart should be shipped and received within 2-3 weeks within the continental US*

Thanks and Enjoy!

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[Cebus Capucinis]

AGH! My wife would kill me! Can I buy one and keep it secret?

Alright, reserve me a copy please! I'll just hide it, bwa ha ha.

Edited by CebusCapucinis, Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:20 PM.

[Corby]

Chickybaby, on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:16 PM, said:

Presenting the First Annual MILF Tech Holiday Cart!

MILF-TECH's Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em
Holiday Panty Edition '09

- Cost will be $40.00 Shipped US via Priority w. DC/ $50.00 Shipped UK/EU (tentative) with Payment being accepted via Paypal as first choice

- Beat Em and Eat Em with Mystique Logo at bottom of screen hacked to say MILF-TECH

- Limited Edition of 25 will include Signed and numbered cart, numbered holiday tag, candy cane and holiday decorations nestled snugly in random choice of assorted colors of thongs (red, white, black) ... that's right thong... with 10 being special black ones with assorted colored rose on them.



*Due to overwhelming demand I am going to post more photos as soon as possible as well as screen shots etc.*
*First come first serve and Numbers will be in order received*

Thanks and Enjoy!

can't wait to MILF TECH package!!

[Cebus Capucinis]

No chance! First come first serve, #1 is mine!

Just kidding. I don't care what number I get.

Edited by CebusCapucinis, Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:23 PM.

[ATARIPITBULL]

GREAT LOOKING CART AND GREAT IDEA! I KNOW THESE WILL SELL OUT! PUT THE PITBULL DOWN BABY!!

[Chickybaby]

Holy Cow, 9 reserved already pending payment. Please be patient and Albert I hope we don't crash the server.

Please send PM with shiping address etc. if interested.

If it is a matter of life or other thong can be excluded. Also, to protect buyers privacy, life, and limb... names can be excluded on public list.

[Albert]

Chickybaby, on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:31 PM, said:

Holy Cow, 9 reserved already pending payment. Please be patient and Albert I hope we don't crash the server.

It's okay as long as I'm getting #1.

..Al

(joking)

[Cebus Capucinis]

Hahahaha! My wife won't care, I'll just tell her it's "collecting" some stuff from AtariAge. She'll actually probably find it funny.

Edited by CebusCapucinis, Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:49 PM.

[Chickybaby]

If the cart won't be played, I can't fit a box in the flat rate small priority box, but alonlg with excluding the thong if necessary I could wrap it in paper if it would also help.
Also, The thongs are New with Tags and Thong color and design will be randomly chosen.
If you wish your name to remain private on the list please specify that as well. Carts #24 and #25 will be going for auction.
Thanks again and... happy looking.

[Albert]

Are the thongs pre-worn?

..Al

[Cebus Capucinis]

Albert, on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:50 PM, said:

Are the thongs pre-worn?

..Al

You dirty, dirty man.

Edited by CebusCapucinis, Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:52 PM.

[Mirage]

I would also ask WHO they have been pre-worn by before you get excited, if the answer is "yes".

[Cebus Capucinis]

Mirage, on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:53 PM, said:

I would also ask WHO they have been pre-worn by before you get excited, if the answer is "yes".

Maybe THAT'S why CPU knew about this early..... 'product testing'.

Oh, and maybe he played the game on the custom cart too, you never know.

Edited by CebusCapucinis, Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:55 PM.

[Chickybaby]

Not pre-worn, lmao. Good one Mirage. Amended statement above Al just a moment too late apparently as they are New with Tags.
Though, I do have ones with the same or similar designs and colors.

[Corby]

Chickybaby, on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:45 PM, said:

If the cart won't be played, I can't fit a box in the flat rate small priority box, but alonlg with excluding the thong if necessary I could wrap it in paper if it would also help.
Also, The thongs are New with Tags and Thong color and design will be randomly chosen.
If you wish your name to remain private on the list please specify that as well. Carts #24 and #25 will be going for auction.
Thanks again and... happy looking.

Any number will do!!

[moycon]

The pre-worn ones are $400 I'll bet.

[guitarmas]

This is absolutely crude and extremely offensive. I find this completely inappropriate.

<no sarcasm intended>

[thanatos]

Thankfully someone made the panty joke before I had to!

[Kurisu]

O_O;;

Just when I think I have this place figured out... wow.. just.. wow...

[BDW]

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Just when I think I have this place figured out... wow.. just.. wow...

I hear ya man.... In all seriousness, I'd expect something like this from the Gamefaqs forum. Modding an already perverted game to say "Milf Tech", and then adding panties. Thats something I wouldn't expect from any self respecting adult, let alone a mod on atariage (one of the best forums I've seen).

Edited by brandondwright, Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:47 AM.

[nathanallan]

Are you serious?? This is a great thing! Fisrstly, she's a GIRL doing it and that speaks of equality from the bare knuckles perspective. I APPLAUD Chickybaby for it.

For real, it's all good, and since she's enjoying it I would think everyone would be all good with it.

YOU GO GIRL!

[mimo]

hey chicky, are you the one on the left or the right on the cart label?

[Trooper]

guitarmas, on Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:24 AM, said:

This is absolutely crude and extremely offensive. I find this completely inappropriate.

<no sarcasm intended>

Personally I find it hilarious that someone could actually be offended by this, hilarious and pathetic. It never ceases to amaze me that there are so many prudes in the world who aren't capable of seeing the fun in stuff like this. I also find it pathetic that you actually feel the need to take the time to inform us all that you think it's offensive.

I love it Chicky, great work! Wish I could get one for myself but I'm sure you will sell out even without my order

[RickHarrisMaine]

Chicky, I love it......

But I can't see how I could possibly get this item without getting "the look" from Mrs. RickHarrisMaine......

[the.golden.ax]

Thong... the one gift you can't return because....

It kind of smells once someone tries it on.

To a few of you posters, the word PRUDE comes to mind. There is no graphic nudity, no one is getting hurt, and it is a parody all in good fun. You who don't like it, simply don't need to partake. Feel free to have your opinion, but try to leave the condemning and judgment at the door. Your thoughts are your right, but I doubt you want to hear anyone judge or condemn you for your position. This is hardly porn. Go find a BMX XXX, or GTA thread to bash. Oh and have a Coke and Smile.

Merry Christmas & Happy Nudeyear
AX