No need to send the tapes, as I don't own an Atari computer. However, what I have for offer is much better!!
Introducing
Paperclip ™! It's simple in design, versatile, and has a myriad of uses. Just like Apple's product line! It binds sheets of paper, can be bent into various shapes, makes a handy emergency CD-ROM ejection and extraction tool.
Other uses not listed on the packaging include a simple electrical conduction testing apparatus, parts for larger machinery requiring small metal components, and much more. Please use Paperclip ™ under these conditions with caution as this may void your warranty for Paperclip ™ and cause physical injury and/or emotional distress.
Paperclip ™ also has available a number of accessories, including glue-on eyes and its very own message box which lets Paperclip ™ ask you silly, pointless questions about how you would like to do everyday, menial tasks on your computer! It's so helpful that even if you tell it not to ask you questions anymore, it asks anyway!
Beware of imitators sold in stores by the boxful for pennies on the dollar! There is only one Original Paperclip ™! Buy it now for the low, low introductory offer of
$19.99 and we'll throw in a second Paperclip
absolutely FREE!!!*
Accessories and addons sold seperately. Additional fees and dues may apply. Not to be used for internal ingestion or for surgical procedures. Not recommended for children ages 7 and older. See store for details. No exchanges or refunds, please. *Free Paperclip offer for new customers only. Customer pays $195.99 and 3/10 cents shipping and handling.
Edited by rockman_x_2002, Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:47 AM.