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#51 MegaManFan OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Jun 26, 2003 1:04 PM

Try T'nating rap lyrics sometime. ;)

Mr. T said:

They wanna know why the darn Faceman invest all my dead presidents into haze and into dope  
Caise right now, Mr.T'm currently a slave for Interscope  
Respect first, then fool's gold - basic shit  
If U got niggaz under pressure, Hannibal could take they shit  
Listen, Murdock'ma leave Ya right where Mr.T stand  
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Cause the crazy Faceman pussy, Hannibal ain't gonna do nothin but look  
When it come to beef, Mr.T don't wanna do nothing but cook  
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'Kiss keep funeral homes open  
Hannibal fall back, smoke an ounce in the crazy dark  
Bounce on a Prim' track like Murdock bounce on a NARC  
Keep playin, y'all niggaz'll burn  
and Mr.T know they say it takes somethin to happen for niggaz to learn  
Let the forty cal' give em a perm  
this crazy industry is gunna be like bacteria and Hannibal's flow is a germ


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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:03 AM

PuddWakkr said:

Top 10 reasons why I hate M$'s Xbox

10. They are the new console on the block.
OH MY GOD! WHAT A PHILOSOPHY! Nintendo was new once. Sony was new once. ATARI WAS NEW ONCE. That is a flawed philosophy. NEXT!

jetset516 said:

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No, that would be Apple.

Bill Gates got a $50K loan from his parents to start/help his business.

Really? I never hear of that. I'll take your word for it.

Of course, Apple didn't revolutionize anything. Decent computers, but nothing revolutionary about them. Their big thing was that commercial back in the 80's.

Yep. He's right. Apple was the garage company, Microsoft just got by with a loan and the idea that they need to be first NO MATTER WHAT.

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Artlover said:

Microsoft stole Windows from Apple, who stole it from Xerox, who stupidly didn't think anything would come out of these computers & gui's.  

If Xerox had only developed it, imagine what could have been.....
T%he CORRECT term is "Apple Bought it from Xerox who wouldn't have anything to do with it. WHY THE HELL DO YOU ZEALOTS ALWAYS SAY THEY STOLE IT!? WTF? Microsoft was the only one actually stealing here. Using their Office suite to leverage Apple into agreeing to let them KEEP the code by threatening to take away Office if Apple wouldn't let them continue developing Windoes. If that ain't evil, I don't know what is.

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mrs. bigferret said:

*applauds*

Woz said it way better than I could. But I will add: Macintosh 84=Windows 95. :D
Actually, a better quote from The Woz would be:
"We won. Every computer in the world is basically a Macintosh now."

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:50 AM

I can't believe how terrifically [b][i]evil this thread is... :evil:

For Example: How this thread "tricks" victims into not reading it carefully, and missing things like "sarcasm", and "irony".

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 9:43 AM

Jasoco said:

Actually, a better quote from The Woz would be:
"We won. Every computer in the world is basically a Macintosh now."

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Every computer except for the other 99.7%. ROOFLE!

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 10:16 AM

leave the goddamn xbox alone will ya!

this is killing it like the dreamcast. you are all just fanboys. just bought a lamecube or a toystation 2 and see that the xbox has better games and you cant afford it!

there is more games than halo on it!

helloooo!!!!!


abe, dead or alive, project gotham racing exclusive on xbox!

there are more games out there for the system. so stop crying like a kid! for godssake. i hate fanboys! i like all consoles...well...not the gamecube. but thats because i dont like the games for it.

#56 devils advocate OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 10:53 AM

I thought we had talked about that big font of yours? :D

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 12:41 PM

devils advocate said:

I thought we had talked about that big font of yours?  :D

dragonforce said:

hey. i just found out how to use the big font. can i enjoy it for a while? :D  :P, i also discoverd this quote thing:D


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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 12:44 PM

dragonforce did not said:

hey look outside youre window! a flying dead bird!


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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 5:19 PM

[quote=Lost Monkey]I can't believe how terrifically [b][i]evil this thread is... :evil:

For Example: How this thread "tricks" victims into not reading it carefully, and missing things like "sarcasm", and "irony".

and then it meks them install teh windowz and run around nekked in their gardens worshipping teh devil and eating teh tea kakes and then sum peeps steelzor up ur car and crashz0r it into a wall!1!!

*hates peeps*

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:13 PM

Raijin Z said:

Jasoco said:

Actually, a better quote from The Woz would be:
"We won. Every computer in the world is basically a Macintosh now."

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Every computer except for the other 99.7%. ROOFLE!

I believe he point of the quote is to point out that Windows ripped off Mac, so basically every computer runs like a Mac.

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:44 PM

Zloch said:

Raijin Z said:

Jasoco said:

Actually, a better quote from The Woz would be:
"We won. Every computer in the world is basically a Macintosh now."

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Every computer except for the other 99.7%. ROOFLE!

I believe he point of the quote is to point out that Windows ripped off Mac, so basically every computer runs like a Mac.

Sean
Thank you, Zloch. That's what he meant by it. If there were no Mac, there would be no Windows. If Apple weren't putting ideas out there, Microsoft wouldn't know what to do.

Raijin Z was just too anxious to poke fun at Apple that he grabbed an image and spouted a stupid acronym. It's just a Windows Zealot's defense mechanism. He felt threatened and tried to defend his precious OS maker.

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Posted Fri Jun 27, 2003 9:07 PM

Does NO ONE get the irony of this topic?? Pudd is a X-Box Fanboy, or atleast a fan, he is just doing this to piss some people off, or try to show how 'everyone who hates the X-box only hates it cause of these stupid reasons', thats all. so thats why he lists some stupid reasons for hating the box. And i do hate it, and i can list 10 good reasons why i do

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Posted Sat Jun 28, 2003 9:23 AM

Bugs Bunny said:

What a bunch of maroons!"


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Posted Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:55 PM

i hate the xbox because a certian SOMEONE always raved about jet set radio future so I got it and now i find myself glued to the tv when i should be doing other things.. like mowing, the lawn is very tall now because ive been neglecting it due to this freakin game! :D

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Posted Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:11 PM

liquid_sky said:

i hate the xbox because a certian SOMEONE always raved about jet set radio future so I got it and now i find myself glued to the tv when i should be doing other things.. like mowing, the lawn is very tall now because ive been neglecting it due to this freakin game!  :D

:D
This game is addicting even the 7 time through, I spent last Sat on the couch playing to unlock all the characters again

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Posted Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:18 PM

i hear ya there, too bad sega isnt going to make another one, id pay 60 bucks or more for another one.. :sad:

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Posted Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:50 AM

Please don't abuse the Shizzolator! :twisted:

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Posted Sun Jun 29, 2003 3:08 AM

Invader_dag said:

Does NO ONE get the irony of this topic?? Pudd is a X-Box Fanboy, or atleast a fan, he is just doing this to piss some people off, or try to show how 'everyone who hates the X-box only hates it cause of these stupid reasons', thats all. so thats why he lists some stupid reasons for hating the box.

Yes.. I know Puddwaker LOVES the damn xbox (like I do). But hey.. you gotta have one of these threads every couple weeks. It's par for the course! :D

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Posted Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:06 AM

"PuddWakkr" said:

Top 10 reasons why I hate M$'s Xbox

10. They are the new console on the block.
 9. Their console is too big and heavy.
 8. Enough with the Halo already.
 7. Bill Gates is evil.
 6. It's just a cheap PC.
 5. Not enough "exclusive games"
 4. No Mario games on it.
 3. Who the hell can use those big controllers.
 2. Too much piracy...piracy=bad
 1. Did I mention Bill Gates is evil.

10.Yes they are so what.
9.Don't have an X-box so i have no comment
8.See #9
7.Question HOW?
6.All game systems are cheap PC's
5.See #9
4.I can see your point
3.See #9
2.See #9
1.Yes you did and who cares.

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Posted Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:29 PM

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Posted Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:48 PM

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So I'm Stupid yea right

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Posted Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:11 PM

PuddWakkr said:

Top 10 reasons why I hate M$'s Xbox

10. They are the new console on the block.
 9. Their console is too big and heavy.
 8. Enough with the Halo already.
 7. Bill Gates is evil.
 6. It's just a cheap PC.
 5. Not enough "exclusive games"
 4. No Mario games on it.
 3. Who the hell can use those big controllers.
 2. Too much piracy...piracy=bad
 1. Did I mention Bill Gates is evil.

The only semi-valid complaint is #5. Then again, when the Xbox DOES have an exclusive game, it is a genuine classic that is miles ahead of everything else.

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Posted Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:25 PM

TheClonusHorror said:

PuddWakkr said:

Top 10 reasons why I hate M$'s Xbox

10. They are the new console on the block.
 9. Their console is too big and heavy.
 8. Enough with the Halo already.
 7. Bill Gates is evil.
 6. It's just a cheap PC.
 5. Not enough "exclusive games"
 4. No Mario games on it.
 3. Who the hell can use those big controllers.
 2. Too much piracy...piracy=bad
 1. Did I mention Bill Gates is evil.

The only semi-valid complaint is #5. Then again, when the Xbox DOES have an exclusive game, it is a genuine classic that is miles ahead of everything else.

Again, PuddWakkr is a Xbox fanboy who uses his modded xbox for all sorts of good stuff like emulators and movies. The post was a JOKE. ;)

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Posted Sun Jul 20, 2003 12:40 AM

NE146 said:

TheClonusHorror said:

PuddWakkr said:

Top 10 reasons why I hate M$'s Xbox

10. They are the new console on the block.
 9. Their console is too big and heavy.
 8. Enough with the Halo already.
 7. Bill Gates is evil.
 6. It's just a cheap PC.
 5. Not enough "exclusive games"
 4. No Mario games on it.
 3. Who the hell can use those big controllers.
 2. Too much piracy...piracy=bad
 1. Did I mention Bill Gates is evil.

The only semi-valid complaint is #5. Then again, when the Xbox DOES have an exclusive game, it is a genuine classic that is miles ahead of everything else.

Again, PuddWakkr is a Xbox fanboy who uses his modded xbox for all sorts of good stuff like emulators and movies. The post was a JOKE. ;)
Funny thing is, he probably registered here just to post that. :D




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