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How come you don't own a horse? (Why?)


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#26 Brad2600 OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:22 PM

(impersonating Will Ferrell)

The Dog is no match for the CAT!

The Dog has primitive graphics similar to those of the Odyssey2.

The Dog has shitty games that no one likes

Face it Dog, you lost!

You chickened out!

The CAT kicked your ass Dog and you know it!

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#27 JB OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:50 PM

Cat? More like scat!
All the good games are on the dog. The cat is just for idiots that believe whatever they see on TV ads.

#28 liquid_sky OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:52 PM

dont forget about musksofts new entry, the ferret.

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Posted Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:28 PM

liquid_sky said:

dont forget about musksofts new entry, the ferret.
Ferret is vaporware.

#30 moycon OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:02 AM

I have a pony:

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#31 liquid_sky OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:56 AM

i know a few people who have played with ferret. it has been called unstable, cranky, and a few ferret units known as BLAZE lack the ablility to follow vocal user commands. To be fair, I have one of the cat models known as powder that also cannot follow vocal users commands, and she still provides hours of entertainment.

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Posted Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:01 AM

liquid_sky said:

i know a few people who have played with ferret. it has been called unstable, cranky, and a few ferret units known as BLAZE lack the ablility to follow vocal user commands.

LOL

liquid_sky said:

To be fair, I have one of the cat models known as powder that also cannot follow vocal users commands, and she still provides hours of entertainment.

Ahhh, voice recognition, it's a good thing. :D

#33 RCmodeler OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:04 AM

My wife likes the Horse. Especially the included Trance Vibrator. She loves that thing! Sometimes she just rides the Horse in circles.... she always comes back with a big grin on her face. Hmmmm.



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#34 DeV0 OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:28 AM

I do recomend the horse system as it is a much more powerful system to say,,hmmm the Ps2. The horse is a 2 way system, unlike the ps2 that only eats shit, the horse system can also produce it right on your living room floor. And once you get the hay upgrade? The posibilities are endless

#35 Clock OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:10 PM

JB said:

Kepone said:

Bah, Horseshit!

The HORSE roxxors and you all know it!

You're all too stupid with your MULES and X-PONIES.
The Horse only has kiddie games!
Anyone over the age of 4 wouldn't be caught dead paying it!

All teh GOOD games are on the Dog!

I'd rather stick with the Horse, you know where you are with the Horse, it's reliable, and has been popular since the times of old. I can't wait for Horse 2 to come out.

#36 Brad2600 OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:48 PM

Yeah!

Horse2 is going to kick arse and all you nutters know it!

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:15 AM

RCmodeler said:

My wife likes the Horse.  Especially the included Trance Vibrator.  She loves that thing!  Sometimes she just rides the Horse in circles.... she always comes back with a big grin on her face.   Hmmmm.



(dons shield and armor.... and then runs away)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Back in character...


Man, all you blind lemmings buying Horses just because the TV tells you to, when the Dog can rip a Horse apart like a pack of wolves on a gerbil! U SUX!11111

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:23 AM

Cause my parents had a tractor and a combine for that instead. :ponder:

#39 Sharky OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:00 AM

Even thought the automobile (horseless cariages) has taken the need of horses.

They are still very handy today (and not just for recreation purposes), out in the country that are plenty of natural tourist attractions to visit that is totally unaccessable by car (and even four-wheel drive).

Horses can travel in very narrow confimed areas, while cars can't.

If I lived in the country I probably would want a horse, but I have to learn how to ride one first!

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:16 PM

Because all they do is eat and shit. :roll:

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:58 PM

liquid_sky said:

i know a few people who have played with ferret. it has been called unstable, cranky, and a few ferret units known as BLAZE lack the ablility to follow vocal user commands. To be fair, I have one of the cat models known as powder that also cannot follow vocal users commands, and she still provides hours of entertainment.

he can be a pain in the ass at times - but im all hes got so ill deal with it ;)
ferrets are better than horses - just because my ferret is deaf, doesnt mean he dont listen ...wait what am i saying
:D

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:09 PM

your ferret unit has substance abuse problems :P

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:49 PM

liquid_sky said:

your ferret unit has substance abuse problems  :P

i guess i should start giving him water instead of malt liquor

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Posted Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:28 PM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn your cuttin his flow off!

#45 Joe C. OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:31 AM

I own a M.U.L.E. :P

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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:23 PM

I'll take M.U.L.E. over horse anyday, unless its Mr. Ed.

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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:25 PM

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