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[MegaManFan]

It's official. With the help of nmatheys and the arrival of a copy of Bad Street Brawler by mail today (boxed and complete no less) I now own all 20 of the crappiest NES games of all time:

The SeanBaby bottom 20 worst NES games ever:

* Number 20: Athena
* Number 19: Bible Adventures
* Number 18: Super Pitfall
* Number 17: Hudson Hawk
* Number 16: Renegade
* Number 15: Chubby Cherub
* Number 14: Mighty Bomb Jack
* Number 13: M.U.S.C.L.E.
* Number 12: Where's Waldo
* Number 11: Total Recall
* Number 10: Fist of the North Star
* Number 09: The Legend of Kage
* Number 08: Muppet Adventure
* Number 07: Bad Street Brawler
* Number 06: Barbie
* Number 05: Gilligan's Island
* Number 04: Tag Team Pro Wrestling
* Number 03: X-Men
* Number 02: Heroes of the Lance
* Number 01: Deadly Towers

I'm so proud.

[2600Lives]

Very cool! I love Seanbaby. Man, if I ever need a pick me up after a shitty day at work, I just start reading his Super Friends stuff and crack up. One simply can NOT help but laugh at that stuff!

Now you just gotta collect the naughtiest games of all time...

[moycon]

Mighty Bomb Jack?

That was a pretty good game if I'm remembering correctly!!!

Congrats MMF! I will be sending you a game display case made of turds shortly.

[NovaXpress]

I really liked Mighty Bomb Jack myself.

I've only played the "Nude Barbie" variation and while abysmal, nothing can be as bad as Cheetahmen II.

[Trooper]

Mighty Bomb Jack is a great game.......just not on the NES

[Inky]

And I must be the ONLY person to like Super Pitfall.

[joeybastard]

Seanbaby is hilarious, but I like Mighty Bombjack and I LOVE Fist of the Northstar. I know it stinks but I love it for some reason.

Now, MMF go for his porn game lists

[2600Lives]

Sweet jebus, someone besides me has actually PLAYED Cheetahmen 2. Lol. Thank heavens that BioNES has such an insanely high compatability rate, or I'd have never gotten to play this big ol' pile of a game!

[MegaManFan]

Cheetahmen II was on my NESTER DC and I hadn't even tried it yet, though it popped up on the list while Nova was here and we couldn't resist. I think the only reason this isn't higher rated on most NES lists of crap (in fact it's FAR worse than Deadly Towers) is that so few people have PLAYED it. And having played it, it's so craptacular It's BEYOND collectable. I know it's rare and valued, but most rare games have at least ONE redeeming factor. This has none at all.

[Ze_ro]

I actually kinda like Deadly Towers... I've only ever played it on emulators though.

Funny part is, I was reading through some old Nintendo Power magazines, and there were actually letters to the editor where other people said that Deadly Towers was one of their favorite games too!

--Zero

[sku_u]

Inky said:

And I must be the ONLY person to like Super Pitfall.

Nope, I like it too. I also like X-Men and Athena is one of my top 20 favorite games for the NES.

[Bratwurst]

Play one a day.

[King Atari]

Athena isn't that bad, but Super Pitfall! needs to be shot.

As for Cheetahmen II, I'm going to download it now .

[snorlaxnut]

Action 52 should have been on that list.

[ApolloBoy]

I have two of those games on the list. They're Barbie and Where's Waldo (don't ask, my sister got them ).

[Xot]

Inky said:

And I must be the ONLY person to like Super Pitfall.

Nope. I actually beat this one back in the day, and I still own my copy.

[Xot]

MegaManFan said:

* Number 20: Athena  
* Number 18: Super Pitfall    
* Number 14: Mighty Bomb Jack  
* Number 04: Tag Team Pro Wrestling  
* Number 01: Deadly Towers  

These are all good games IMO. Where's Friday the 13th? Demon Sword? Wizards & Warriors III? A Nightmare on Elm Street? RAID ON BUNGELING BAY, for heaven's sake? These are all FAR worse games than pretty much everything on that list, save Legend of Kage. There are more, too, I just can't think of 'em offhand...

[liquid_sky]

i actually enjoyed legend of kage quite alot

[Xot]

liquid_sky said:

i actually enjoyed legend of kage quite alot

This is why systems don't have built-in games anymore! Different strokes for different folks. Er sumptin'.

[liquid_sky]

yeah.. but even if i enjoy legend of kage, i still woulndt buy it as a dedicated console

[Ze_ro]

I still think the worst NES game ever was "Color A Dinosaur". If there was ever a game that didn't need to exist, it would definitely be that one.

If you've never heard of it, go download the ROM, and be thankful that companies don't make this garbage anymore.

--Zero

[MegaManFan]

I'd actually like to own Color-a-Dinosaur. It's rated A on most lists and I don't have one.

[NovaXpress]

I kicked ass at Legend of Kage back in the day, I really liked all of the early Tecmo releases. I was one of the few who played Kage in the arcades and yes it that version is much better.

I rented Super Pitfall and it lasted all of one minute in my NES. I never liked any of Broderbund's NES releases.

[z28in82]

Ze_ro said:

I still think the worst NES game ever was "Color A Dinosaur". If there was ever a game that didn't need to exist, it would definitely be that one.

If you've never heard of it, go download the ROM, and be thankful that companies don't make this garbage anymore.

--Zero

I actually picked up a copy of Color-a-dinosaur at PC4 for chicky for like 10 bucks and we actually had fun playin the game and seeing just how crazy of color combos we could come up with for the bronotasaurus

MMF by the way snipper.mattG has a copy that was lookin to unload at PC4 he may still have it up for sale if you want it that bad

[kisrael]

Too bad Seanbaby hasn't been updating his site for a long while.

I read his stuff in EGM and some of the other mags, but it never seems as good as his old NES stuff. Like, w/ EGM, reviewing all the crap stuff gets old, part of the charm of the NES reviews was that he LIKED some parts (you know, like 'the shoe' in SMB3 )