Uhm...Hi...I'm .....
"It's ok, tell us your name"
I'm vdo.
"And why are you here?"
I'm Video, and I'm a crack...er....video game addict. I just can't stop. If I have money, it burns a crater in the cash register, right after burning a hole in my pocket, and I always walk home with way to many games that I don't need. >SOB< I'm broke all the time because my hand magically reaches out and snatches anything that's game related and not bolted down. If I can pry it up, it's not bolted down. I've been to 3 other theripy courses, two of which the theripist commited suicide, so they didn't help me much. I've tried Zanofs, which I guess work, cause I'm down to only 30 new games a day. Whenever I find neglected games and systems, I kick the owners ass snatch and run. I've also tried other pills, but most didn't do a thing. I was contemplating quitting my job, so I wouldn't have money to buy games with, but I can't do that cause of bills. Then I thought about cutting off my hands. I can still say "You want fries with that?" without any hands....right? Just tell them the red stuff is katsup.
"um..Ok, lets stop right there"
Shut up bitch, I'm not finished yet. And people say I have a problem. I don't have a problem. I can quit any time I want. I don't even know why I'm even at this damn thing. I was..... (hand reaches into pocket, and pulls out a gameboy) Oh, looks like I started back up again. But i can still quit....later....
"SHUT UP WITH YOUR CONSTANT BITCHING. You want help? You gotta go to a
REAL professional."
But I'm not finished, why, just the other day, I was in the flea market, and the pound had come to collect me, I was sitting on a pile of old games and they thought I was some kind of rabbid dog or something. Just because I bit off the thrift ladie's hand doesn't mean anything. I don't care what you say, all those games are mine, just cause I forgot my checkbook doesn't change that fact......
*BLAM!!! consultant falls over dead*
Oh, well, Thanks anways, you were a lot of help

, on to the next place...hey...Is that a Master system over there? Oh...just an answering machine. Oh well.
*Picks up answering machine and runs out door*