Okay people, I had done a post about this awhile ago, but as far as I know, nobody seemed interested, so here's what I'm gonna do, there were originally three planned hacks, I've cut that down to only one, as this one makes me feel really good inside: "OSAMA?!?!". Now, I originally planned to hack "Commando", but I realized some other games are ripe with opportunity. Such as "Gangster Alley", or "Double Dragon".(my second favorite choice). Can anybody help, I can't proceed on my wacky idea without some input from the experts. I want to do this as a tribute to 9/11 victims, and what better way than kicking Osama's ***?
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My wacky new hack!
Started by King Atari, Dec 12 2001 3:29 PM
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Posted Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:29 PM
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Posted Wed Dec 12, 2001 5:07 PM
Custer's revenge! Osama is the woman, and Custer is either the man who just spent 20 years in maximum security prison, or a guy with a bayonet, as someone else said. Either way, it's just wrong and twisted ;p
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Posted Wed Dec 12, 2001 7:20 PM
i like it!, i like it alot!
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 12:28 AM
Better hurry up and make that game...Soon Osama will be no more. Of course you could always hack Haunted House and make him a dirty little ghost I guess.
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 3:21 PM
Now that the video has been released, I really want to shove TNT in his turban, this project gives me a little satisfaction, although it's not as good as the real thing.
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Custer's revenge! Osama is the woman, and Custer is either the man who just spent 20 years in maximum security prison, or a guy with a bayonet, as someone else said. Either way, it's just wrong and twisted ;p
Osama isn't a woman, he's a walking piece of crap with a turban. And yes, it is quite twisted. That's a good (although sick) idea, but I really want to stick with idea of beating up him and his men. I'm leaning toward "Double Dragon" since you can beat the terrorists up first hand.
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 3:28 PM
Better make Billy Lee invincible then!
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 3:38 PM
I was thinking about that. I was going to turn his men into incredibly stupid idiots (hey, just like real life!) that are easy to take town.
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 3:54 PM
Geez, did everyone forget about my Osama Kaboom! hack already?!
Well, Russ Perry mentioned that there was one little problem with Kabul!... you couldn't fight back. So I thought about it a little while, and decided that Eggomania, where you get to fling eggs back at a demented turkey, would be a great sequel.
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Well, Russ Perry mentioned that there was one little problem with Kabul!... you couldn't fight back. So I thought about it a little while, and decided that Eggomania, where you get to fling eggs back at a demented turkey, would be a great sequel.
JR
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 4:45 PM
Taliban Invaders... or anything that destroys that sh-- wad. Hurry up and make that game! I can't wait to shove torpedos in the devil's (oops! I mean Osada's) face.
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 4:52 PM
No, the devil would be the UFO. Osama, Hussein, Hitler, Mussolini, ALF, and Pepsi could be the invaders.
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 5:00 PM
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Originally posted by ubersaurus:
No, the devil would be the UFO. Osama, Hussein, Hitler, Mussolini, ALF, and Pepsi could be the invaders.
All of the world's worst enemies (especially Pepsi ) trying to destroy the world once again. Avengers of Evil! Only for your Atari 2600 game system or any other compatible system.
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 7:40 PM
nah.. dont kill alf.. kill McCarthy (unles hes already dead), Stalin, or Joseph Leiberman
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 8:11 PM
Joseph MacCarthy 1909-1957
He's dead Jim
He's dead Jim
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 8:15 PM
(and stalin's dead too)
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Posted Thu Dec 13, 2001 9:03 PM
ummm... who else can we kill? How bout Yasser Aryifat (cant spell to save myself)
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Posted Fri Dec 14, 2001 1:55 AM
Nah. How about the most evil being in all existence. That's right, Joe Don Baker.
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Posted Fri Dec 14, 2001 5:55 PM
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Joe Don Baker
LOL I'll make him an end boss!
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Taliban Invaders... or anything that destroys that sh-- wad.
LOL, yeah, who cares what it is, as long as they end up a bruning heap of garbage in the end.
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Posted Fri Dec 14, 2001 6:00 PM
you had better make this all night, cause all you got is till noon tomorrow then osama bin laden will be no more! (at least some people think)
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Posted Sat Dec 15, 2001 9:26 PM
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you had better make this all night, cause all you got is till noon tomorrow then osama bin laden will be no more! (at least some people think)
That would be good. I'd rather have him get his CENSORED kicked by the US than just pretending on a video game.
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Posted Sat Dec 15, 2001 9:29 PM
I should also note that the phrase "It's go time! We're getting medevil on bin Laden's ***!" has become a favorite of mine.
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