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My Mom is having a Halloween party. She does every year for her friends out in Hawaii. She told me she's making scary food. You know eyeball looking stuff, moldy looking pudding, etc.

I told her she should make "boccelism" and she said "What's boccelism?". I said "You know when you eat bad food. What's scarier food than boccelism at your party! Guests will be talking about your party for years to come!"

So I received this long email today.. was kind of funny story.. then at the end it says:"IF YOU DONT PASS THIS ON IN 3 SECONDS AFTER READING THE FIRST LETTER YOU WILL DEVOLOPE HERPES, GONORRHEA, AND CRABS. THEN YOUR FRIENDS WILL HATE YOU, YOUR FAMILY WILL DISSOWN YOU AND YOU WILL START TO SMELL. AFTER THAT, THE CAT LADY WILL FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE AND MOVE IN WITH YOU AND YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF IN DESPERATION AND THE REMAINS OF YOU WILL BE EATIN BY CATS.if you do pass this on, your wildest dreams will come true, and all your allergies will go away and you will win the lottery".. nobody can send off an email in 3 seconds after reading the first letter. So, I wonder when I'll get it.

They always say to wash your hands after touching chicken.. do you think chickens wash their hands after touching themselves?

Long story short, but I've got two Genesis's with everything except the TV hookup. I know Gamestop and Funcoland stopped buying Genesis and old systems years ago, but on my way to bowling I thought I'd goto Gamestop anyway. So I look around and ask if they have any Genesis A/V cables. The lady goes in back and says, "No sorry I only have the RF one" and since I don't have anything at all I was like "I'll take it! How much?" she's like "Free!". Score!

I'm just sitting here doing nothing as usual at work when I thought back to the time I was a receptionist in this office. Some lady brings in a box with a bird inside and asks if we could watch over it. The bird was injured outside and they put it in a box. I wanted to tell the lady that she brought the bird in she should be watching over it, but I didn't. I wanted to tell her where to stick the box.A few minutes pass by and the other lady and myself are looking at eachother saying, "I wonder if it's still alive?" Because there was no noise coming out of the box. So, I lightly shake the box. Nothing. I slowly open the lid. Man, that bird was dead as can be.Stupid lady. I wish I could have slapped her. I should have put it in a smaller sealed box and left it in her mailbox.