Yes, you can finally order gear with the AtariAge name and logo
on it. T-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, hats, and other items are all
available. Now you can look stylish (kinda) and support AtariAge
at the same time. You can see all the products at the AtariAge
Gear Store. To kick it off, we're offering a free t-shirt to
whoever can come up with the best slogan for the back
of a t-shirt.
Ideally the slogan will be relevant to Atari in general, not one
system in particular. A good example is "Have you played Atari
today?", which was an official Atari slogan. More specific
slogans are acceptable (a specific console, AtariAge, etc), but
you will have a better chance of winning if the slogan is broad.
For your slogan to be considered, please understand these guidelines
and conditions. Any questions may be directed to [email protected]:
Slogan submissions and questions about the contest must be sent
to [email protected].
We will post submissions publicly on this page after the contest
is over, in order to be fair to all submissions. The contest may
also be discussed in our Contests Forum.
Name | | Slogan |
Ben Behar | | Zero polygons per second. |
Brad Jewell | | Your television misses it. |
Zanza | | Your mom liked it, your dad wins on it, I'm in it! |
Randy Ball | | Your Atari misses you. |
Al Kuester | | You're never too old to play Atari. |
Bohus Blahut | | You're an orange button away from instant death. |
Bryce Blackford | | You are Always "Player 1" to Us. |
Dave Summers | | Yesterday, today, tomorrow... Atari Age, we're game. |
Tyler Stoelting | | Yar says "up yours Mario". |
Trenton Ray | | Woodgrain Revival. |
Frank J. La Monica | | Wishing i still had my Activision patches... |
Brad Jewell | | Will Work for Atari. |
Jason King | | Why don't you act OUR AGE? |
Ben Behar | | Who's your daddy? Atari. |
Matthias David | | Who needs 3D if you have an Atari. |
Bryce Blackford | | Where the Key to the Universe is Held in the Button under Your Thumb. |
Paul Vidro | | Where the fun never grows old! |
Howard Wen | | Where the Age of Atari is always. |
Bryce Blackford | | Where Resolution is Overrated, and Gameplay is Reinstated. |
Marco Kerstens | | When only the best will do! |
Chris Johnson | | What-station? |
Billy Eno | | What your older friends played when they were kids. |
Marco Kerstens | | Whakka, whakka, whakka. |
Jason King | | We still play Atari todaaay... |
Steffan Ros | | Videogames = Atari. |
Frank J. La Monica | | Two Words...Space Invaders! |
Matthias David | | Today is the past, Atari is the future. |
Daniel Scott Jr. | | Timeless in the age of Atari |
Howard Wen | | Through the Ages, it's always Atari. |
Bohus Blahut | | This game variation looks an awful lot like the other 255 game variations. |
Marco Kerstens | | There can be only one! |
Mark Androvich | | The Voice of Our Age. |
Chris Johnson | | The ultimate upgrade. |
Paul Sanderson | | The True Home of Atari. |
Marco Kerstens | | The Queen of Sites for the King of Consoles. |
Russ Perry Jr. | | The play's the thing (no matter how big the pixels are). |
Bohus Blahut | | The history of the future. |
Dave Summers | | The games you know/remember/love... Atari Age, we're game. |
Jason King | | The games people play. |
Billy Eno | | The Atari 2600: as fresh as it was in 1992. |
Frank J. La Monica | | Take a trip back in time with your Atari! |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Still Fresh and Full of Life. |
Joe Kollar | | Square Boxes + Crappy Sound = Best Atari Game Ever. |
Christian Samuel | | Some legends never fade away... Atari. |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Simpler times that were a world of Fun, Atari. |
Mark Androvich | | Show Your Age. |
Frank J. La Monica | | Seize a golden oppurtunity...in handy HTML format! |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Revisit the Past and Make the Future with Atari. |
Chris Johnson | | Remember the day. |
Joe Grand | | Reliving the era of classic gaming. |
Christian Samuel | | Redefining childhood memories. ATARI. |
Rick La Fleur | | Real men play with their joysticks! |
Frank J. La Monica | | Real Men play Atari....and so do some women! |
Al Kuester | | Putting the 'joy' back in joystick! |
Bohus Blahut | | Pushing pixels since 1975. |
Joe Grand | | Purveyors of finely crafted classic gaming news. |
Mark Androvich | | Proud of Our Age. |
Billy Eno | | Preserving the timeless games, the games that time forgot, and the ones
that it is desperately trying not to remember. |
Rob Kelly | | Plug and Play. |
Dave Summers | | Play, today... Atari Age, we're game. |
Jay Snellen, III | | Play With The Past! |
Jah Fish | | Play with my joystick. |
Zanza | | Play with joy....stick to Atari. |
Dave Exton | | Physical Age - Mental Age = Atariage. |
Matthias David | | past, present, ATARI. |
Dave Summers | | Parents just don't understand... Atari Age, we're game. |
Frank J. La Monica | | Overcome the Pitfalls of life...and find an oversize diamond ring too! |
Ashley Alford | | Over 30 Years of Innovation in Home Gaming Systems. |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Over 30 years and with New Games still Created! |
Thomas Jentzsch | | One webpage fits it all. |
Dave Exton | | Old gamer, please pass quietly. |
Fred Quimby | | Old Ataris never die. They get better with 'Age. |
Bryce Blackford | | Numb Thumbs Unite! |
Mark Androvich | | Not Afraid to Age. |
Mark Androvich | | Not Afraid of Our Age. |
Joe Grand | | Nostalgia for old people. |
Matthias David | | Nostalgia = Atari. |
Zanza | | My XBox is already dead. |
Brad Jewell | | My other car is a.... Eh, who am I kidding, I sold it to buy Quadron MIB. |
Ben Valdes | | My girlfriend slept with the AtariAge slogan judges, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt. |
Adam McFarlane | | My games cost me $3. |
Zanza | | My Dreamcast is dying. |
Adam McFarlane | | More fun than playing with yourself. |
Dave Exton | | Mine's got a wood panel. |
Adam McFarlane | | Mario Fears Bentley Bear. |
Bohus Blahut | | Life-like graphics and sound... if you squint and don't hear too well. |
Adam McFarlane | | Joypads Suck! |
Eduardo ET2K | | Joy to the World. |
Chris Johnson | | It's not over yet. |
Kevin Bunch | | It's back. |
Chris Johnson | | It's a revival. |
Billy Eno | | It's 4 hours until dawn, we've got a 1.2Mhz processor, 128 bytes of ram, 64
different colors, it's 2002, and we're playing an Atari 2600. Hit it. |
Ben Behar | | Intellivision Sucks. |
Ashley Alford | | Intelli-who? |
Bohus Blahut | | If you squint, you can see it's a tank. |
Tyler Stoelting | | If you don't play Atari go to hell! |
Chris Johnson | | I've got your XBox right here. |
Joe Grand | | I'm with stupid ---->
|
Tyler Stoelting | | I'm an Pole Position // junky. |
Tyler Stoelting | | I pitty the fool who don't play Atari! |
Adam McFarlane | | I didnt Sell Out. |
Joe Grand | | I can't believe I paid $15 for this shirt. |
Bryce Blackford | | How Old is Your Pixel Addiction? |
Bryce Blackford | | Home for the Fans of the Single Pixel Action Hero. |
Bohus Blahut | | Hey PlayStation! Who's your daddy? |
Jah Fish | | Have you posted on AtariAge today? |
Christian Samuel | | Have you played Atari lately? |
Adam McFarlane | | Hands up who's gonna be playing their (insert console) in 25 years? |
Ashley Alford | | Got quarters? |
Steve Anderson | | Got fun? |
Adrian Roberts | | Got Atari? |
Al Kuester | | Got Atari? |
Brian Prescott | | Good. Clean. Fun. |
Joe Kollar | | Good games only need 1 red Button. |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Get Back to Fun, Play Atari! |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Games that have a Past, Present, and Future. |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Game Systems that Never grow Obsolete. |
Zanza | | Game of the (last) century. |
Ben Behar | | Fuji Fanatic. |
Matthias David | | Forget your life, forget your future, forget everything, but never forget Atari. |
Dave Summers | | For those about to play... we salute you. Atari Age, we're game. |
Fred Quimby | | For a good time, call 2600. |
Zanza | | First, last, and always. |
Brad Jewell | | Feed your T.V. |
Dave Exton | | FCUK INTV |
Steffan Ros | | Expiration date: unknown! |
Christian Samuel | | Experience Atari again. |
Tyler Stoelting | | Eat my 16.5 million color dust N64. |
Tyler Stoelting | | Dont Blame ME! Tramil is the jerk off! |
Mark Androvich | | Don't Be Afraid To Show Your Age. |
Bohus Blahut | | Doing more with less. |
Zanza | | Did you say Playstation? |
Zanza | | Come out and play. |
Ashley Alford | | Classics only get better with age. |
Al Kuester | | Classic gamers don't die they just click away. |
Jason King | | C'mon...try a byte. |
Zanza | | Built to last. |
Bohus Blohut | | Bleep. You're dead. |
Tyler Stoelting | | Bigger is Better 'cause I'am the SuperSystem. |
Tyler Stoelting | | Big Red button Baby! |
Bohus Blahut | | Beyond the space age (graphic of Space Invader guy) - Atari Age |
Chris Johnson | | Beep |
Joe Grand | | Because the new games suck. |
Frank J. La Monica | | Because H.E.R.O. would suck on a new system! |
Marco Kerstens | | Back with a Vengeance! |
Matthias David | | Back to the roots, back to Atari. |
Frank J. La Monica | | AtariAge.Com...Because your inner child still loves Atari! |
Jose Olivera Jr. | | Atariage: The best Atari site on all the Internet! |
Joe Kollar | | AtariAge: Because Only Geeks Bought An Odyssey 2. |
Joe Kollar | | AtariAge: Because everything in life should be covered in woodgrain and come with paddles. |
Al Kuester | | AtariAge is my age! |
Jim Combs | | Atari.The Legend Will Never Die. |
Frank J. La Monica | | Atari...You can't get a better arcade conversion anywhere! |
Frank J. La Monica | | Atari...Where else can you be a chicken,alien,and cattle rustler all in one day? |
Frank J. La Monica | | Atari...Because Syzygy is too damn hard to pronounce! |
Jim Combs | | Atari. What dreams are made of. |
Adrian Roberts | | Atari. They don't make 'em like they used to. |
Jim Combs | | Atari. Mother's Milk. |
Bill Combs | | Atari. More games. More fun. |
Adrian Roberts | | Atari. It ain't 'retro' if you still play. |
Jim Combs | | Atari. If you play it, you will have fun. |
Adrian Roberts | | Atari. Grab your joystick. |
Adrian Roberts | | Atari. Grab your joystick and shoot. |
Adrian Roberts | | Atari. Grab your joystick and play. |
Jim Combs | | Atari. Bigger than Mt. Fuji. |
Christian Samuel | | Atari: The flame still burns. |
Christian Samuel | | Atari: State of the art retro. |
Steffan Ros | | Atari: Back to Front! |
Joe Kollar | | ATARI: The Manuals were longer then the code. |
Larry Klukaszewski | | Atari: Just Play It! |
Alfonso Flores | | Atari, just another example that old is fun. |
Steffan Ros | | Atari, future inspiration! |
Steffan Ros | | Atari, for pioneers only! |
Rich Stowe | | Atari-Some Things Never Go Out of Style |
Trenton Ray | | Atari is an addiction you'll never get over. |
Eduardo ET2K | | Atari is Alive! |
Ronen Habot | | Atari forever... |
Eduardo ET2K | | Atari 4eva! |
Steffan Ros | | Atari 1972 - ? |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Atari = Games Everyone Loves. |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Atari + Games = Fun! |
Ben Behar | | Atari - Your Move. |
Ronen Habot | | Atari - there's nothing like it. |
Tom Westgate | | Atari - it's an attitude. |
Tom Westgate | | Atari - it is your father's video game. |
Chris Johnson | | Ask me how. |
Brad Jewell | | Any Television Always Remembers Irata. |
Fred Quimby | | And God said, "let there be fun." And there was Atari. |
Tom Arnesveen | | An informative page for an informative age. |
Tom Cosby Jr. | | Always Evolving and Living Strong. |
Ronen Habot | | Always Atari. |
Tyler Stoelting | | All your Atari is Belong to Us! |
Mark Androvich | | Act Your Age. |
John Wright | | Act Your Age! |
Ben Behar | | 6507 Inside. |
Bohus Blahut | | 4 bit graphics, 2 bit fun. |
Chris Johnson | | 3D hardware accelleration can kiss my arse. |
Ben Behar | | 2K is OK. |
Al Kuester | | 2600 reasons why I love Atari! |
Bohus Blahut | | 256 colors is NOT "old school". |
Matthias David | | 20 years later, and again an Atari. |
Joe Grand | | 1980 wasn't -that- long ago. |