AQUATIC STARLET WADES INTO DEEP TROUBLE...
  AVOID LIGHTNING IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT YOURSELF
  CABBIES CRY "NO FARE!!"
  CITY HOWLING MAD, SAUSAGE SCAM EXPOSED
  DAIRY EXPLODES - UDDER CHAOS EVERYWHERE...
  DRINK THE FINAL POTION TO INDUCE YOUR BACKWARD MOTION
  EAT FOOD ITEMS TO INCREASE HEALTH...
  EVER-GROWING CONCERN OVER MEGA-VITAMIN...
  EX-MUTANT IS ARRESTED FOR STREAKING
  GET A BANG OUT OF LIFE -- PICK UP DYNAMITE
  GIANT APE THROWS MONKEY WRENCH INTO CITY WORKS
  GIANT WEREEOLF GOES SHOPPING...SACKS 5TH AVENUE...
  GUILTY LAB TECHNICIAN DISCOVERS CURE
  GYM SOCK THIEF THWARTED...SUSPECT BEING HELD (AT ARM'S LENGTH...)
  HAVE A FRIEND FOR DINNER...BURP
  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "MONKEY-IN-THE-MIDDLE"???...OUCH!...
  HINT: FOOD BEHIND OPEN WINDOWS...
  HINT: WANT TO EAT WELL? PUNCH SLOWER...
  HOVERING HELICOPTERS HERALD HUMONGOUS HURT...
  IS THERE NO END TO THIS RAMPAGE?
  JOB OPENINGS IN NATIONAL GUARD
  KEEP THE SPRY LAB TECHNICIAN IN SUNNYVALE...OR ELSE!!
  LAB SCREW-UP WEARS OFFF...FILM AT 11...
  LAB TECHNICIAN SIGHTED IN SUNNYVALE...
  MEGA VITAMINS -- JUST SAY NO...!
  PLAY "TROLLEY HANDBALL" WITH YOUR FRIENDS
  POTIONS GIVE SPECIAL POWERS...
  PROPERTY VALUES AT ALL-TIME LOW...
  RADIOACTIVE LAKE CHANGES WOMAN'S SCALE
  REAL ESTATE PRICES PLUMMET...BUYERS BEWARE
  REAL LIFE JEKYLL AND HYDE STORY!!
  SHORTAGE OF PRIME OFFICE SPACE...MARKET COLLAPSES
  SOMETHING'S BREWING ON THE ROOF AT THE ARGLEBARF CHEMICAL COMPANY
  SPOUSE OF MUTANT FILES LEGAL ACTION
  TANK BUT NO TANKS...
  THERE ARE NO (BUY A LYNX) SUBLIMINAL (OR TWO) IN THIS GAME (BUY A LYNX)
  VIDEO PIRACY IN CITY HALL? MAYOR IN REEL TROUBLE...!
  YOU CAN LEAD YOU BUDDIES TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM SWIM
  WARNING!: ELECTRICITY IS SHOCKING...
  WITNESS SHEDS NEW LIGHT ON FLUORESCENT BULB SCAM...

  GIANT MONSTER GOES ON RAMPAGE (level 1)
  ALL-OUT BATTLE...
  CITY-STOMPING...
  DEADLY DISASTER...
  FEROCIOUS RAMPAGE...
  INTENSE FIGHTING...
  MASS DEVASTATION...
  MONSTROUS MELEE...
  NATIONWIDE MAYHEM...
  PERILOUS POUNDING....
  TRAGIC ONSLAUGHT...

===== Levels and City Names =====
     1. BOISE                                32. MINNEAPOLIS
     2. PORTLAND                             33. MILWAUKEE
     3. SEATTLE                              34. CHICAGO
     4. SACRAMENTO                           35. DETROIT
     5. OAKLAND                              36. CELVELAND
     6. SAN FRANCISCO                        37. DAYTON
     7. LOS ANGELES                          38. CINCINNATI
     8. SAN BERNADINO                        39. INDIANAPOLIS
     9. SAN DIEGO                            40. LOUSVILLE
     10. LAS VEGAS                           41. MEMPHIS
     11. SALT LAKE CITY                      42. NASHVILLE
     12. PHOENIX                             43. JACKSON
     13. TUSCON                              44. BIRMINGHAM
     14. EL PASO                             45. ATLANTA
     15. ALBUQUERQUE                         46. TAMPA
     16. DENVER                              47. MIAMI
     17. CHEYENNE                            48. CHARLESTON
     18. BUTTE                               49. CHARLOTTE
     19. BISMARCK                            50. RICHMOND
     20. SIOUX FALLS                         51. BALTIMORE
     21. OMAHA                               52. WASHINGTO D.C.
     22. LINCOLN                             53. PHILADELPHIA
     23. KANSAS CITY                         54. PITTSBURGH
     24. WICHITA                             55. BUFFALO
     25. OKLAHOMA CITY                       56. SYRACUSE
     26. DALLAS                              57. BOSTON
     27. HOUSTON                             58. PROVIDENCE
     28. NEW ORLEANS                         59. NEWARK
     29. LITTLE ROCK                         60. NEW YORK CITY
     30. ST LOUIS                            61. SUNNYVALE
     31. DES MOINES